people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
THAT’S ME. Excellent.
I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone
I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have
I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
Details of a work-in-progress lace cuff with filigree heart by Alice Kendall.
oh my god <3
I’m not crying you’re crying
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
if you’re horny and you know, clap your hands. *one-handed clap*
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
you wanna know what really gets my goat, what makes me SO MAD? when you’re gettin all down and dirty with a person and they DONT EVEN TAKE A MOMENT TO ADMIRE YOUR UNDIES. not even TWO SECONDS. just oops off they go, forget about them, its not like you paid 32 DOLLARS FOR THAT CUTE BRA or like 15 FOR THOSE TOTALLY ADORBS PANTIES. no appreciation at all. makes me sick.
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